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IVY RUTH LANGLEY (circa 1999) PRINTS && MAKES COMICS && OTHER THINGS OUT OF PORTLAND, OR. SEVERELY ADDICTED TO HAVING A GOOD TIME && MAKING ART ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T

BLOODTYPE: SIPHON
MAJOR WEAKNESS: ICE, 5G
FAVORITE GIFTS: SHRIMP MUSUBI (max affection), KATANA
MOVES: BLEED ON EVERYONE (50 BLOOD POINTS)
        ivy bleeds on everyone doing [5brain-(.4enemybody)] psychic damage
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FAQ

For inquiries about custom designs, for either personal or business use, contact me at ivy@bloodsad.com. I do not have a specific price sheet but I am open to discussion.

WHY IS IT [PRICE]??

I make and screen print and ship all of this stuff by myself. Think of this less as merch and more as fine art prints you can wear. If I release something on the pricier end it reflects the amount of time it took me to make it. WRT: Shipping, the cost splits the difference of an average of every place I usually ship to and as such I make a little money on some orders and lose a little on others.

WILL YOU MAKE ANOTHER HOT SAUCE MIKU SHIRT?? (or something else)

If I want to I will. I don't like printing the same thing over and over. If you want a specific edition of any shirt that I previously sold, I don't think you're likely to ever get the exact same thing again, but if I have an idea for a new riff on an old design then I might make it.

WHY DOES MY ITEM LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN THE PICTURE?

Because I am interested in design variance I don't register every part of every design super tightly, and I use different amounts of ink when I print on each item. I post a gallery of every item in an edition is because I want you to be able to see all of them to get a general idea of the variance in each item within the edition. All of this is to say, the actual designs on the fabric should be the same, but the placement && rotation && color && ink density etc. may be different.

WILL YOU REPLACE MY ITEM/REPRINT ONE FOR ME AFTER IT'S BEEN RUINED?

This is really circumstantial. If you're interested in something like this you can email me at ivy@bloodsad.com and we can talk about it, though it will be at least more expensive than the initial price of the shirt. In order to keep your item as cool as possible I made a care guide which I now include with orders too.
(DRAG ME) NOTHING MATTERS SINCE YOU LEFT THE WORLD HOT SAUCE
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RECOMMENDED SIZE: 2XL
baggy = swaggy

THIS ITEM IS A PREORDER

expected turn around time of 1-2 weeks to print, + 1 week to ship. i am one person (with maybe help) a year ago i said i would never print this again but a year later i made a series of bad financial choices (expensive shoes) and now i need money (student loans) will be capping preorders so that im not printing these until i die printed on gildans. what im gonna do is im gonna drive to every michaels and joann within 100 miles of portland immediately after closing preorders and then spend the rest of the next week in a printing studio inhaling toxic ink fumes so that you can wear this
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shakawear low on certain blanks (mostly tank sizes) so im limited in size options. 
have more xl shirts + tanks on the way
printed on shaka wear blanks, 3-4 screens per item
shirts fit a bit oversized (collar hugs neck)
tanks are pretty true to size-- wouldn't recommend going baggy on one of these tanks, if ur normally a large go large
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this is a patch lottery.
patches are 7x4". this is about the size of a tallboy.
each one will feature a different colorway and phone number. i will not do custom phone numbers.
i will not guarantee you a specific colorway 
but if you leave me a color in the field below i will do my best to try to include that color in your patch.
the patches are densely embroidered with a sturdy amount of stabilizing backing to make each patch firm.

each patch takes about 1.5-2 hours to make & as a result i can only make about 5 max in one day. if i get a wild amount of orders up front it might take me a couple of weeks to fulfill some of the latter orders. in that case i will do my best to update with the production schedule on my twitter.
i have not run a patch production like this before in terms of direct order & fulfillment for solely patches so please bear with me on shipping. 
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15 SCREENS. T4T POWER.
PRINTED ON SHAKAWEAR HEAVY WEIGHT 100% COTTON SHIT 
THICK AS FUCK THICKER THAN CUM
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST INTENSE PRINTING PROJECTS I HAVE EVER UNDERTAKEN. THIS IS A TRULY INSANE AMOUNT OF WORK WITH MY CURRENT SET UP.
I LOVE DENNIS AND CAVITY. PLEASE ENJOY.
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FUCK A SERVER TEXTURE


6-8 screens depending
these things are smooth as eggs
error position different on each shirt. some of the white on her face is a little mussed up on some of them. these prints are huge and its hard to do this please understand. still look great though
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exclusively 2XL.

i have 2 of these rn leftover from pop up. 


likely the last 2 to ever be sold online. special red + yellow whip stitching
each hoodie is dye removed & and then over dyed red for a gradient effect & each one is completely unique.
applique is hand cut on corduroy, quilted onto white sweatshirt fabric, which is then whipstitched onto the front panel. lots of subtle variation in each applique cut.
back features a large 4 color screen print.
each sleeve has a one of a kind scrap quilted star patched onto the elbow.
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XL / 2XL (XL RECCOMMENDED)
a couple are premade, && the rest will be preorder. estimated production time 4-5 weeks depending on number of orders. if you order something else order will ship when all items are completed.
printed on gildan. 3-4 layers of ink on front, 3-4 on back.
will be slight color variation in front/back between yellow/red/blues used and which layers are which. (ex. "HOT SAUCE" text on front might be red/yellow/white)

**special item:  size XL
1 of 1 red hot sauce shirt with black logo featured in music video worn by me (ivy) getting hot sauce water boarded. it is covered in hot sauce that's like flaked on there. i have worn it a couple times but it's not sweaty or anything.
it did smell vaguely vinegary but it doesn't anymore. maybe ill toss this in with yours or something. who knows.
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XL / 2XL (XL RECOMMENDED)
5 premade and the rest will be preorders. estimated production time: 5-7 weeks depending on number of orders.
if you order this with something else all itmes will be shipped upon completion.
printed on gildans. 4 layers of ink on front, 4 on back. 
right sleeve is embroidered with hot sauce logo.
each green shirt is carefully dye removed through 3-4 processes, redyed with 2-3 processes, then hung out in the sun to dry && make it vivid orange and green before printing.
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size 2XL

1 of 1 hoodie, bleached for wagyu marbling effect. original favorites blank
features 3m reflective fabric && thread with direct embroidery on the sleeves and the back.
all 3m features shimmer in light && shine VERY brightly when exposed to flashes or headlights
shoulder patch is 1 of a kind, never to be sold in or on anything else
the right sleeve features the word HOT SAUCE made from cut and sewn sweatshirt fabric. it was entirely hand-sewn with a needle and sashiko thread 
(took about a week and a half of sewing to make just the sleeve - very secure)
care tag is whip stitched on the left sleeve. there is a 3m patch on the crown of the hood's rim && the word MIKU is hand-sewn into the back.
will ship out immediately && come with several goodies.
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size 2XL~3XL (recommended to wear as a jacket)
1 of 1. upcycled from a thrifted button up. applique flames go all the way around the bottom and the cuffs. tons of 3m material throughout the garment makes different parts catch light ++ shine brightly.
screen printing on the breast pocket side panel. pocket bags made from scrap quilts. backside "girlfriend pocket" (patent pending) functionally lined with repurposed liner from an insulated grocery bag.
boro elbow patches have horizontal and vertical sashiko stitches through sweatshirt fabric, a scrap fabric quilt, and green twill. very reinforced.
back features large MANIFESTO metal thorn logo applique ++ screen printed computer toenyal patch.
garment overall features tons of hand embroidery, hand stitching, applique, and high attention to detail. i really love this shirt and spent a lot of time on it! will ship immediately & come with special toenail patch.
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size L~XL.
    1 of 1. upcycled from a thrifted button up. replaced cuffs + collars, applique and printing on cuffs. with additional screen printing on back. back "musubi fantasy" text is applique with puff print applied on top. features front cargo pockets that are large enough to store 4 musubi. the white twill shoulder straps have very cute buttons on them. will ship immediately.
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ONLY LARGES, 5 LEFT, 4 WHITE 1 BLACK
what the fuck do you believe in? do you think about treasure?
people use words of enthusiasm like maniacs but i dont think there's anything that beats This
this is hands down one of my favorite things ive ever drawn and i dont care what anybody else says
just a crazy young woman going hog fucking wild on some musubi
the only reason were put on this planet is to see stuff like this you fucking yokels
at 25 dollars im basically paying YOU. if i could afford to i would make one of these for everyone on the planet and make them planet earth uniform
you cannot argue with results. musubi fantasy.
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    a 56 page printed copy of my comic book manifesto which you can read for free on this very website. these were printed by me (with a digital printer), cut by me, bound by me etc. it opens vertically like a calendar book && is bound by red thread using an awl and a needle. if you like the book this is the best way to support me / it.
this is probably the last batch of these i'm ever going to hand make myself, (at least to be sold on the internet) i think there's about 100 of them in circulation total and it's a lot of work so thanks! i've enjoyed making all of them && i hope u appreciate them in ur hands if u choose to buy one. they are a labor of love.
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                the ultimate display of pimple && toenail fandom...at last. what a beautiful item i think im in love

                printed on high quality ORIGINAL FAVORITES blanks. 
                printed in 4 layers of ink so theres a lot of texture. greasy feel. 
                every sweater is unique and printed slightly differently.
the ultimate display of pimple && toenail fandom...at last. what a beautiful item i think im in love

printed on high quality ORIGINAL FAVORITES blanks. 
printed in 4 layers of ink so theres a lot of texture. greasy feel. 
every sweater is unique and printed slightly differently.
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We riding around these streets
Strapped up
We hop out on any block
Milly Rock
Haa
Let's get it!
I Milly Rock on any block
I Milly Rock on any block
I Milly Rock on any block
I Milly Rock on any block
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    go fuck yourself. 75 dollars
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    go fuck yourself. 75 dollars
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model is 5'10 wearing a largepimple loves to look at bricksobserve subtle variations...wowis this the power of 100% cotton?whats in the leaves???theyre not all so exactthe band is highly varied
  • printed on gildan 100% cotton with ECO FRIENDLY INKS
  • shipping 10 dollars
  • FUN FACT: you can CLICK the image to ZOOM
  • It will make you smell bad like Pimple
You cannot see out of the eyes. it's just not possible. there's 10 larges and 5 extra larges. I recommend wearing an extra large on account of that's probably what pimple would do...google "peter pan collar undershirt" to get a collar like pimple wears and then **maybe** toenail will date you...HAH fat chance :rolling_eyes:
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model is 5'7buy a yellow chair. buy onethere are many things happeningmodel is 6'0driver's license says 6'11
  • these hoodies are printed on very high quality ORIGINAL FAVORITEs blanks, 100% cotton.
  • heavy as hell, but that's a good thing -- they are warm and thick, like how other stuff is too.
  • there are 5 of them and they are all 2XL
these are made to last!!! they will come with care instructions. they are beautiful and i love them and if you buy them i need you to take care of them ok. theyre wonderful. they were individually fucked up with dye remover and then redye'd by hand by me on a stove and then printed on carefully for your visual pleasure. monday helped wash/dye. everyone say thank you monday. each one has a variance in dye pattern, coloration, and print.
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pictured: ENTHUSIAST'S TREASUREmodel is 6'0left is TREASUREink is marbled red/whiteiconic hot sauce design??

READ THIS NUMBSKULL: ITS 2 DIFFERENT STYLES

there's 3 shirts. the shirt in the first image has a lot more stuff on it. it is a completely one of a kind never to be printed again hot sauce miku shirt. in the biz we call this, "enthusiast's treasure"...basically it costs more because it has more stuff on it and took more work. there are 2 other shirts which are also entirely different from other hot sauce miku shirts. they do not have as much stuff on them but are printed different and with different stuff on them than any previous HSM shirt. all 3 shirts are large's. printed on gildan 100% cotton the first shirt is labelled "ENTHUSIAST'S TREASURE" in the drop down. if that's the one you want make sure you click that. there's only 3 of these total and theyll probably sell out quick. good luck. you should stop reading and buy it
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model is 5'6 wearing a largemaybe gunk stands like this..??notice the slight variation in printmodel is 5'10gotta do weird stances
there are only FIVE of these and they were made in CUBE HELL, from DUST...
damn been near cats && dogs, so if u have allergies "be careful". 
  • they are all larges.
  • printed on gildan 50% cotton 50% polyester with ECO FRIENDLY INKS
  • cuffs dyed with rit(tm) synthetic dye && sealed with rit dye sealer
if you buy this you have to roll around in the mud forever until you die,. also you have to pay 10 dollars shipping SORRY SORRY
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