FUCK ALL THINGS

CELEBRATING 5 YEARS OF MANIFESTO, A REPRINT OF MY FIRST SCREENPRINTED SHIRT DESIGNS
BIGGER, CLEANER PRINTS ON THICKER, HEAVIER BLANKS. 

THE PIMPLE "FUCK ALL THINGS" SHIRT FEATURES TEXT FROM THIS LOVE GAIDEN ENTRY. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO PUT ON A SHIRT WHEN I MADE IT BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF DOUR AND INSCRUTABLE. I LIKE TO IMAGINE PEOPLE WEARING THESE SHIRTS AT A CONVENIENCE STORE AND A NORMAL GUY WITH A NORMAL JOB WALKING UP BEHIND THOSE PEOPLE AND READING IT AND THEN BEING LIKE. CRAZY SHIRT MAN. AND THEN A YOUNG TRANSGENDER BLOODSAD ENTHUSIAST TURNING AROUND, STARING AT THE GROUND, AVOIDING EYE CONTACT, PROUDLY SAYING, "THANKS. I BOUGHT THIS SHIRT ON THE INTERNET". AND THEN THE GUY BEING LIKE. "NO SHIT." WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO IMAGINE THAT HARD BECAUSE I LIVE THAT REALITY NEARLY EVERY DAY WITH OTHER SHIRTS AND MY OWN SHIRTS. LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO I GAVE A CONVENIENCE STORE CASHIER MY WEBSITE BECAUSE SHE KEPT SAYING SHE LIKES MY SHIRTS. SHE SAID "YOU'RE ALWAYS WEARING SUCH COOL SHIRTS." I SAID, "THANKS, I MADE THEM." 

MENTALLY I'M GREAT

CELEBRATING 5 YEARS OF MANIFESTO, A REPRINT OF MY FIRST SCREENPRINTED SHIRT DESIGNS
BIGGER, CLEANER PRINTS ON THICKER, HEAVIER BLANKS. 

THE TEXT ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT IS FROM LOVE GAIDEN 2. WHEN I WROTE LOVE GAIDEN 2 I REMEMBER THINKING IT WAS THE MOST ANNOYING THING I HAD EVER WROTE, BUT IN A WAY I FELT PROUD OF, AND WAS PROBABLY MOSTLY OUT OF SOME KIND OF SELF LOATHING RATHER THAN GENUINE DISDAIN FOR THE THING I HAD WRITTEN. THE IMPETUS OF MAKING EITHER OF THESE "TWIN SHIRTS" WAS IMAGINING SPECIFICALLY WAYS I COULD MAKE STRANGERS READ THIS WRITING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. MY EXTREMELY DEAR FRIEND LACHLAN KEPT SAYING, "I'M IN A SCREENPRINTING CLASS, I CAN HELP YOU SCREENPRINT SOME SHIRTS, YOU SHOULD SCREENPRINT SOME SHIRTS WITH ME" AND I KEPT THINKING TO MYSELF, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT SCREENPRINTING ACTUALLY IS." BUT I TOOK HER UP ON IT AND I ENDED UP IMMEDIATELY BECOMING ADDICTED TO IT. THE FIRST NIGHT I PRINTED I PRINTED ON A LITTLE BOMBER JACKET AND A T SHIRT WITH A BREAST POCKET I HAD GOTTEN BOTH OF FOR ABOUT 2.50 USD FROM THE SAVANNAH BINS GOODWILL. AND I REMEMBER THINKING. THIS IS THE CRAZIEST SHIT I'VE EVER DONE I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO KEEP DOING THIS ALWAYS. AND I'VE ONLY COME TO ENJOY THE PROCESS EVEN MORE SINCE THEN. 5 YEARS OF MANIFESTO & 5 YEARS OF SUBJECTING PEOPLE IN PUBLIC TO MY FUNNY DRAWINGS. THANK YOU.

FUCK A SERVER TEXTURE


6-8 screens depending
these things are smooth as eggs
error position different on each shirt. some of the white on her face is a little mussed up on some of them. these prints are huge and its hard to do this please understand. still look great though

MILK AND BLOOD: THE T SHIRT
printed on shaka wear blanks, 3-4 screens per item
shirts fit a bit oversized (collar hugs neck)

i love these drawings. i don't remember the head space i was in when i made the like "meme version" of these comic panels from love gaiden 3 but i have to imagine i was probably doing pretty badly because it reads to me as the kind of thing that i would say when i'm doing the exact trajectory of bad that allows me to say something kind of funny about it. to be full of milk and blood inside of you...somemone once told me that it's a primal feeling. and i was like. is it? i thought it was an ivy feeling. guess i'm a primate.

baggy = swaggy
THIS ITEM IS A PREORDER
expected turn around time of 1-2 weeks to print, + 1 week to ship. i am one person (with maybe help)
a year ago i said i would never print this again but a year later i made a series of bad financial choices (expensive shoes) and now i need money (student loans)
will be capping preorders so that im not printing these until i die
printed on gildans. what im gonna do is im gonna drive to every michaels and joann within 100 miles of portland 
immediately after closing preorders and then spend the rest of the next week in a printing studio inhaling 
toxic ink fumes so that you can wear this

                the ultimate display of pimple && toenail fandom...at last. what a beautiful item i think im in love

                printed on high quality ORIGINAL FAVORITES blanks. 
                printed in 4 layers of ink so theres a lot of texture. greasy feel. 
                every sweater is unique and printed slightly differently.

the ultimate display of pimple && toenail fandom...at last. what a beautiful item i think im in love

printed on high quality ORIGINAL FAVORITES blanks. 
printed in 4 layers of ink so theres a lot of texture. greasy feel. 
every sweater is unique and printed slightly differently.

printed on shaka wear blanks, 3-4 screens per item
tanks are pretty true to size-- wouldn't recommend going baggy on one of these tanks, if ur normally a large go large

i don't keep a shirt of every shirt i print, on account of i need to make money. but i kept one of these tanks, and i wear it pretty frequently, especially lately as summer has been kicking in, and i can say with 100% sincerity and honesty this is the piece of clothing i have made that i have worn in public that has gotten me the most interactions. i seriously cannot leave the house without someone telling me they like this tank top. which is very funny to me; it's almost impossible for me to imagine the appeal of this shirt to someone that doesn't already know pimple and toenail and then also know on top of that my sense of humor. but the other day i was in a convenience store wearing this and the guy in front of me in line turned around and looked at my tank top and said. yo man. you gotta look up crop milk. do you know about crop milk? it's like blood milk flamingos made from their head. you gotta look up crop milk. and that's only one of the nature facts a stranger has relayed to me since i started wearing this tank top in public. i mean, buying one of these is like getting a free subscription to zoo books. so what are you waiting for.

this is a patch lottery.
patches are 7x4". this is about the size of a tallboy.
each one will feature a different colorway and phone number. i will not do custom phone numbers.
i will not guarantee you a specific colorway 
but if you leave me a color in the field below i will do my best to try to include that color in your patch.
the patches are densely embroidered with a sturdy amount of stabilizing backing to make each patch firm.

each patch takes about 1.5-2 hours to make & as a result i can only make about 5 max in one day. if i get a wild amount of orders up front it might take me a couple of weeks to fulfill some of the latter orders. in that case i will do my best to update with the production schedule on my twitter.
i have not run a patch production like this before in terms of direct order & fulfillment for solely patches so please bear with me on shipping. 

exclusively 2XL.

i have 2 of these rn leftover from pop up. 


likely the last 2 to ever be sold online. special red + yellow whip stitching
each hoodie is dye removed & and then over dyed red for a gradient effect & each one is completely unique.
applique is hand cut on corduroy, quilted onto white sweatshirt fabric, which is then whipstitched onto the front panel. lots of subtle variation in each applique cut.
back features a large 4 color screen print.
each sleeve has a one of a kind scrap quilted star patched onto the elbow.

XL / 2XL (XL RECCOMMENDED)
a couple are premade, && the rest will be preorder. estimated production time 4-5 weeks depending on number of orders. if you order something else order will ship when all items are completed.
printed on gildan. 3-4 layers of ink on front, 3-4 on back.
will be slight color variation in front/back between yellow/red/blues used and which layers are which. (ex. "HOT SAUCE" text on front might be red/yellow/white)

**special item:  size XL
1 of 1 red hot sauce shirt with black logo featured in music video worn by me (ivy) getting hot sauce water boarded. it is covered in hot sauce that's like flaked on there. i have worn it a couple times but it's not sweaty or anything.
it did smell vaguely vinegary but it doesn't anymore. maybe ill toss this in with yours or something. who knows.

XL / 2XL (XL RECOMMENDED)
5 premade and the rest will be preorders. estimated production time: 5-7 weeks depending on number of orders.
if you order this with something else all itmes will be shipped upon completion.
printed on gildans. 4 layers of ink on front, 4 on back. 
right sleeve is embroidered with hot sauce logo.
each green shirt is carefully dye removed through 3-4 processes, redyed with 2-3 processes, then hung out in the sun to dry && make it vivid orange and green before printing.

size 2XL

1 of 1 hoodie, bleached for wagyu marbling effect. original favorites blank
features 3m reflective fabric && thread with direct embroidery on the sleeves and the back.
all 3m features shimmer in light && shine VERY brightly when exposed to flashes or headlights
shoulder patch is 1 of a kind, never to be sold in or on anything else
the right sleeve features the word HOT SAUCE made from cut and sewn sweatshirt fabric. it was entirely hand-sewn with a needle and sashiko thread 
(took about a week and a half of sewing to make just the sleeve - very secure)
care tag is whip stitched on the left sleeve. there is a 3m patch on the crown of the hood's rim && the word MIKU is hand-sewn into the back.
will ship out immediately && come with several goodies.

size 2XL~3XL (recommended to wear as a jacket)
1 of 1. upcycled from a thrifted button up. applique flames go all the way around the bottom and the cuffs. tons of 3m material throughout the garment makes different parts catch light ++ shine brightly.
screen printing on the breast pocket side panel. pocket bags made from scrap quilts. backside "girlfriend pocket" (patent pending) functionally lined with repurposed liner from an insulated grocery bag.
boro elbow patches have horizontal and vertical sashiko stitches through sweatshirt fabric, a scrap fabric quilt, and green twill. very reinforced.
back features large MANIFESTO metal thorn logo applique ++ screen printed computer toenyal patch.
garment overall features tons of hand embroidery, hand stitching, applique, and high attention to detail. i really love this shirt and spent a lot of time on it! will ship immediately & come with special toenail patch.

size L~XL.
1 of 1. upcycled from a thrifted button up. 
replaced cuffs + collars, applique and printing on cuffs. with additional screen printing on back. 
back "musubi fantasy" text is applique with puff print applied on top.
features front cargo pockets that are large enough to store 4 musubi. the white twill shoulder straps have very cute buttons on them.
will ship immediately.

ONLY LARGES, 5 LEFT, 4 WHITE 1 BLACK
what the fuck do you believe in? do you think about treasure?
people use words of enthusiasm like maniacs but i dont think there's anything that beats This
this is hands down one of my favorite things ive ever drawn and i dont care what anybody else says
just a crazy young woman going hog fucking wild on some musubi
the only reason were put on this planet is to see stuff like this you fucking yokels
at 25 dollars im basically paying YOU. if i could afford to i would make one of these for everyone on the planet and make them planet earth uniform
you cannot argue with results. musubi fantasy.

a 56 page printed copy of my comic book manifesto which you can read for free on this very website.
these were printed by me (with a digital printer), cut by me, bound by me etc.
it opens vertically like a calendar book && is bound by red thread using an awl and a needle.
if you like the book this is the best way to support me / it.
this is probably the last batch of these i'm ever going to hand make myself, (at least to be sold on the internet) 
i think there's about 100 of them in circulation total and it's a lot of work so thanks! 
i've enjoyed making all of them && i hope u appreciate them in ur hands if u choose to buy one. they are a labor of love.

We riding around these streets
Strapped up
We hop out on any block
Milly Rock
Haa
Let's get it!
I Milly Rock on any block
I Milly Rock on any block
I Milly Rock on any block
I Milly Rock on any block

        ghostfruits twitter
        art by 3nd
        letters by choleraepidemic

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    go fuck yourself. 75 dollars

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    go fuck yourself. 75 dollars

    
printed on gildan 100% cotton with ECO FRIENDLY INKS
    
shipping 10 dollars
    
FUN FACT: you can CLICK the image to ZOOM
    
It will make you smell bad like Pimple
You cannot see out of the eyes. it's just not possible. there's 10 larges and 5 extra larges. I recommend wearing an extra large on account of that's probably what pimple would do...google "peter pan collar undershirt" to get a collar like pimple wears and then **maybe** toenail will date you...HAH fat chance :rolling_eyes:

    
these hoodies are printed on very high quality ORIGINAL FAVORITEs blanks, 100% cotton.
    
heavy as hell, but that's a good thing -- they are warm and thick, like how other stuff is too.
    
there are 5 of them and they are all 2XL

    these are made to last!!! they will come with care instructions. they are beautiful and i love them and if you buy them i need you to take care of them ok. theyre wonderful.
    they were individually fucked up with dye remover and then redye'd by hand by me on a stove and then printed on carefully for your visual pleasure. monday helped wash/dye. everyone say thank you monday. each one has a variance in dye pattern, coloration, and print. 

READ THIS NUMBSKULL: ITS 2 DIFFERENT STYLES
    there's 3 shirts. the shirt in the first image has a lot more stuff on it. it is a completely one of a kind never to be printed again hot sauce miku shirt. in the biz we call this, "enthusiast's treasure"...basically it costs more because it has more stuff on it and took more work. 
    there are 2 other shirts which are also entirely different from other hot sauce miku shirts. they do not have as much stuff on them but are printed different and with different stuff on them than any previous HSM shirt. all 3 shirts are large's. printed on gildan 100% cotton
    the first shirt is labelled "ENTHUSIAST'S TREASURE" in the drop down. if that's the one you want make sure you click that. there's only 3 of these total and theyll probably sell out quick. good luck. you should stop reading and buy it

there are only FIVE of these and they were made in CUBE HELL, from DUST...
damn been near cats && dogs, so if u have allergies "be careful". 

    
they are all larges.
    
printed on gildan 50% cotton 50% polyester with ECO FRIENDLY INKS
    
cuffs dyed with rit(tm) synthetic dye && sealed with rit dye sealer

if you buy this you have to roll around in the mud forever until you die,. also you have to pay 10 dollars shipping SORRY SORRY